Tuesday, March 20, 2007

A careless reaction

A careless reaction on my part
Would be the sexiest action you will ever get.
A naked baring of my heart;
The heaviest on which your eyes have ever set.
In which each dew drop bears another created form of affection for you.
In which each drop falls to embolden the reigns that pull this fantasy through to you.
And you know that my love for you is true.

A careless reaction on my part
Would be the most timely action you will ever recieve.
An exposure done right; timed well like the rest of my art-
In which you would seive to find the greatest gift I will give:
That is divine, incandescent.
That is exclusive, compliment.
And you know why my love for you is true.

A careless reaction on my part
Would be the action you will forever remember in your heart.
For it shall be the spark that will start
The flames of eternal bliss rolling within our untouchable tart.
Which now contains the love of us both.
Which now presides over the things we both loath.
And you know where my love for you is true.

For this might have very been, the careless action on my part.

Monday, March 12, 2007

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This was what happened on the 12th of March. I showered, got out of the showers, and dried my hair with a fan. I lay on the sofa. Then I lay on the bed. Then I used a computer to find out 77 guitar's number to get a booking for the jamming studio. Then I went back to lay on the bed. I left for the studio late, for reasons such as etc. etc. etc.
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Friday, March 09, 2007

21 lines of pure sexiness.

Motions up and down
around and pressing hard
and tensing down upon

your skin, do I caress or devour
or are both in equal measure?
for your senses

cannot comprehend my touch -
or yes they do but then your heart
will tend to resonate between

the tensions of my sensual pressure,
sometimes lack thereof,
but that creates in you

a kind of aggressive desire
which is very sexy and
uncommon but

feminine smiles and touches;
girly mannerisms-
I would hunger for as well,

Both in rather equal measure.
Take it slow and hard and soft and fast because
Comes with pain much pleasure.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Blogging about tomorrow

Tomorrow will be a good day.

Though it technically hasn't happened yet, but it's gonna be a good day.

It's called future affirmation. What I affirm in the future is likely coming true, to the degree of even *certainly, definitely* coming true.

And you my dear, watch out for tomorrow.

Because I'm busy affirming things that I'll enjoy (don't worry you will too) tomorrow.

And I,
Love you.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Yeah it's true.

We made out for half an hour on the bed yesterday.
Yes it's true.
We were kissing while the world outside was raining.
Yeah it's true.
We were under covers and now we can't get over
each other.

Yeah it's true.