Quotes of The Day

In Singapore, there should be summer holidays the whole year round.

Wisest is he who knows nothing, Foolishest is he who agrees.

My philosophy teacher does not exsist.

Sir, they're evil!

Take an eye for an eye and we'll all be blind, take a tooth for a tooth and we all can't eat, take a limb for a limb and we'll be sitting on wheelchairs telling lame jokes.

The difference between a lame joke and a funny joke lies in the guy on the wheel chair.

Never let the cat out of the bag, it'll waste national resources.

In Singapore, during the december holidays, it snows rain.

People are the same everywhere you go, there are all unique.

Who wants to buy my solar-powered torch?

For your information, I've got a question for you.

Include me out.

Imflamable means it's flamable.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

School is redundant. First they teach you how to speak. Then they teach you to shut up.

Nice quotes aren't they. Most of them are original. The rest also are, just that it wasn't me who made them. Guess what project i'm doing for IRS (individualized reseach study)? Yes, it's Why Humour Is Funny. ;p